Things 4 Year Olds Say

First thing when getting in the car after Mother's Day Out--"Mom, howler monkeys have poop that smells really bad."

Next to a school bus at a stop sign--"Why did that bus toot?"

After waiting for her mom to get out of the bathroom--"Did you go poop?" No. "Well, then why did you take so long?"

And while in the bathroom--"Hey Mom, it's smells fresh in here!"

Hmm, seems like there's a theme here.