My Secret Vice

I am so ashamed to admit this. Have you ever started watching a train-wreck of a show, knowing you should just turn the channel, but for some reason you just can't? For a couple of weeks now I've been watching a show that's absolutely junk--like cheetos on television--but I can't stop. I look forward to it every week.
It is soooo trashy, but I can't help myself. Bret Michaels looks like he is made of wax, and what is up with that Lacey girl?? Crazy, skanky--take your pick. And Heather, good luck at the strip club girl, at least you're happy doing what you do.

Do you see what I mean?? I'm actually "into" this show. I'm even rooting for Jes and will be more than slightly upset if she's not picked. Picked to do what? Be Bret Michaels' girl. He can't get a girl without going on TV? What's up with that? And what's up with me for watching it?

Oh well, at least I didn't watch the Scott Baio show--I don't think I could have looked myself in the mirror after that.